The hats! They stopped working!
From my dad, who signs his texts.
Hello fellow kids! Want to trade some dank memes and throw down on some Tide Pods?
What do Eagles fans and an economic crisis have in common?
They’ll both end up destroying Philadelphia.
TFW the Dow Drops 100 Points
Well, damn. Check out the guns on Steve.
“Wait, so ‘spotted dick’ is a dessert? Why would anyone want to eat that?”
More than 20 years later, Jim still gets misty-eyed at the part in the movie where Mathew reads "Funeral Blues” at Gareth’s funeral.
“Two dozen currant scones, please. And don’t forget the jam and clotted cream.”
“I promised my wife anniversary dinner at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant. Don’t take no for an answer!”
Suddenly realizing “English breakfast” does not mean 5 pints of cask ale before 10am.
Hahaha. That’s not how tablets work.
Put your hands in the air, wave them like you just don’t care about the crumbling Chinese market.
Dear Lord, please help me swallow this mouthful of skittles.
I’M ‘BOUT TO DROP SOME SICK RHYMES
Some traders angry.
Some traders just tryin’ to make a call.
Happy New Year from Your Favorite Single-use Tumblr
NYSE today be like, “The issue we are experiencing is an internal technical issue and is not the result of a cyber breach.”
This is me walking in "my own private Oasis."
Well its official, I am off to Al Ain in the United Arab Emirates on the 31st July to work as an ICT in Education Advisor. I spend 4 days initially in Auckland meeting my "team", then we leave for UAE on the 4th August. I will, of course, post pictures of our apartment, which I am waiting to see now, and document my big adventure with pictures and video! So it would be great to share this journey with my Classroom 2.0 friends!