Data, You Make Me Smile!! ;-)

I love data. It entertains me greatly.

People collect data.
People save data.
People create data.
People fabricate data.
People withold data.

Really, what can't be done with data?

People spin data.
People generate data.
People ask for data.
People research data.

I bet there's even data about data.

I used to think I knew some things... until I saw the data.
I used to think I could believe in things... until I saw the data.

Now I am not sure if I know anything... until I see the data.

Data, I love you.
And, Data, I hate you, too.

And you know what, Data? For both declarations I can surely provide you data.

Data, You Make Me Smile!! ;-)

I wanna hug your data!

Here's a a phrase for the tombstone of public education: "trust not in humans; trust in data."