One day at school, the children in class began to identify the flavors of Life Savers by each of their colors:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled out, "Get rid of 'em! Get rid of 'em! They're ass-holes!"

BTW, it's Super Bowl weekend. How can ya not pull for the Saints?

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