Miss Siberia Pageant

When skiing in Siberia didn't pan out, Gord tried to make it up to me by scoring passes to the Miss Siberia Pageant. That guy waving in the front row looks like Gord, kind of but not really. Gord did manage to get a spot on the judges' bench. He voted for some other girl, so Miss Siberia used her tiara to "key" Gordy's GAZ 3102. Talk about Miss Congeniality - NOT. More like Sandra Bullock going berzerk on the wayward hubby. No borscht for Gordy. After a brief scuffle with a few of the winner's relatives, Gordy and I hightailed it for Vladivostok . . .