Harish Rajpal's Blog – July 2008 Archive (6)

First law:



A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.





Second law:



The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.





Third law:



The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy… Continue

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.



The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly… Continue

I love



I love God



I love God's people



I love the people's God



I love my face



I love my voice



I love my mind



I love that God made them



I love we still don't know it all



I love that God does



I love the universe



I love that it's God's creation



I love to sing



I love to think



I love to dance



I love to learn



I love to… Continue

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.



A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.



After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.



Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.



Finally the principal decided that… Continue

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.



He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods.



He Practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target.



Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was Walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.



Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.



In a panic, he hid the dead duck… Continue

A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.



The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.



So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3… Continue